Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial
How do white people survive?
the second one is she okay?is she like alive?did i just watch her die?
first one: are you tired of having to use towels even after you’re dry and in your underwear? then don’t
second: tired of your fucking kids leaving their construction equipment everywhere? eat a fruit bar
third: are your kids having sex? just bash a hole in your wall
fourth: spill your wine? a VHS tape will get that right out
fifth: tired of ironing your clothes after they’re clean? then throw the iron in with them
sixth: Are your sandwiches too big? just squeeze some of that shit out with a knife
seventh: house smell too good? just spray some diarrhea mist. sure to get rid of that good smell.
eight: those meatballs rolling around too much? turn them into patties and fry those bitches
ninth: is your hard hat being a bitch? just shake that shit like a Polaroid, son.